Scandal at the allotment! My friend Tomato Man’s giant pumpkin has been stolen! This is a picture of the space where the giant pumpkin used to be. As you can see, Tomato Man had built a mini fence around it, showing it really was quite big. He is very upset that his precocious pumpkin child has gone as he was looking forward to seeing exactly how big it would get. He says this isn’t the first time his crops have been nicked as he’s also been deprived of a giant cucumber that he was particularly proud of and a tray of giant onions. I tried to cheer him up by pointing out that at least he has giant crops worth stealing – no one has ever stolen anything I have grown – but he just shook his head sadly and went off to mourn in his shed.