We are enjoying ourselves in Lincolnshire despite the fact snow has fallen during the night. I wonder if there is snow on my allotment at home. Yesterday we did a vegetable instrument workshop with children at Brocklesby Park Primary School and then a show at Great Limber Village Hall where my Mirandometer went into overdrive when a lady told me: “ALL of us are saying how much you remind us of Miranda Hart.” But she said she thought I was “a bit prettier”. “I bet you wish you had her money,” she added, which is true. Tonight we are doing a show in Scotton Village Hall preceded by a cucumber trumpet workshop. Then tomorrow we’re at Ropsley Village Hall. I wonder how many people will tell me how much I remind them of Miranda.