There is a new addition to my allotment: Heathcliff the gnome. Here he is guarding my beans. When I told Dan about Heathcliff, he gave me a scornful look and said he couldn’t understand why anyone would want a gnome. But Dan is silly and wrong. I think Heathcliff is very jolly and will be company for me when I am pottering about on my plot. I will sing him songs from the show to keep him entertained.