You’d be forgiven for thinking this was some kind of scene from a sci-fi movie set in a dystopian future where red squirrels have taken over the world and humans must fight them in terrible battle of Man v Giant Squirrel. Will Smith could play the brave soldier and Andy Serkis of Gollum and King Kong fame could play the Squirrel. But I digress. In fact these characters are just some of the interesting items I have unearthed at my allotment. Unfortunately I haven’t dug up any Roman hoards or a woolly mammoth. It’s mainly been marbles, to be honest, so the bayoneting soldier and squirrel made a nice change. It seems my allotment is crammed with marbles. Maybe this is a common problem, I don’t know. If you have lost your marbles, please get in touch. Actually, don’t.